My grandpa was an asshole. Ask anybody who knew him. He was quick to anger, found any reason to take someone to court, and was wildly inappropriate—making me believe that my middle name was ‘retard’ for the first ten years of my life and that ‘greaseball’ was a term of endearment for Italians.
In the first shelf of your Adam’s Apple,
I am an angry exchange of smoldering dialogue. I am a chipped-off expletive, nursing an injured
The scope of science sometimes extends far beyond the knowledge of the average peon. Whacky equations and unknown chemical combinations prove tricky to digest for guys like you and I.
It’s a collection of the author’s webcomics where he gives “serious scientific answers to absurd hypothetical questions” — questions like ‘what if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time?’ or ‘what if you made a machine gun jetpack?’
At the moment, the term “cyclist” is derogatory — it defines a person entirely off of their wheels’ inconvenient position on the road.
1: Super Bowl VI.
In 1972, the Miami Dolphins and the Dallas Cowboys took the field to compete for the championship. There were lots of people there cheering. Let’s just say things got noisy.
The report alleges that Russell Wilson was using anal beads to gain a competitive advantage in their game on Thursday.
In the garage is a beast. She’s about 228 inches long. My goodness do I love her. I like trucks, big old trucks. Fantasizing about big trucks right now. Trucksssssssss. Love em.
Matching tan cargo pants and button-up shirt,
I try to channel the intelligence and insight
Of my two idols, Steve Irwin and Bear Grylls
As my grandpa’s 2005 Chevrolet Astro van,
