The Intercollegiate Literary Magazine

Humor

Science!

(Tulane University)

The scope of science sometimes extends far beyond the knowledge of the average peon. Whacky equations and unknown chemical combinations prove tricky to digest for guys like you and I.

What If It Literally Rained Cats and Dogs?

By Bobby Becker

(Tulane University)

It’s a collection of the author’s webcomics where he gives “serious scientific answers to absurd hypothetical questions” — questions like ‘what if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time?’ or ‘what if you made a machine gun jetpack?’

College Students, Become a Cyclist

By Mason De La Houssaye

(Tulane University)

At the moment, the term “cyclist” is derogatory — it defines a person entirely off of their wheels’ inconvenient position on the road.

Top Ten Times Things Got a Little Too Loud

By Charlie Fies

(Tulane University)

1: Super Bowl VI. In 1972, the Miami Dolphins and the Dallas Cowboys took the field to compete for the championship. There were lots of people there cheering. Let’s just say things got noisy.

Russell Wilson Breaks Silence About Cheating Allegations

By Mason Yonover

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The report alleges that Russell Wilson was using anal beads to gain a competitive advantage in their game on Thursday.

My Blue Beauty

By Charlie Fies

(Tulane University)

In the garage is a beast. She’s about 228 inches long. My goodness do I love her. I like trucks, big old trucks. Fantasizing about big trucks right now. Trucksssssssss. Love em.