Bad Grandpa

My grandpa was an asshole. Ask anybody who knew him. He was quick to anger, found any reason to take someone to court, and was wildly inappropriate—making me believe that my middle name was ‘retard’ for the first ten years of my life and that ‘greaseball’ was a term of endearment for Italians.

Flea Brained Fool

I’ve become a flea brained, flea brain, flea brained
I’ve become a tree brained, flea brained fool…