A House of Life and Death

My great grandfather secretly placed a miniature black safe within the room to protect an important artifact of American history: the gun of John Dillinger.

Bad Grandpa

My grandpa was an asshole. Ask anybody who knew him. He was quick to anger, found any reason to take someone to court, and was wildly inappropriate—making me believe that my middle name was ‘retard’ for the first ten years of my life and that ‘greaseball’ was a term of endearment for Italians.